June gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until the final. I shall miss no game, think no other, drink no water. I shall be a fan and do no sport by myself. I shall live and die in front of my tv. I am the expert in the addlebrained mass. I am the watcher on the flat screen, the shield that guards the beer to my seat. I pledge my life and honor to the tournament, for this Großveranstaltung and all the Großveranstaltungen to come.